quirp Leave a Comment / Uncategorized / By admin You totally need this quiz about Bp. Mike & Dea. Lisa Before taking this QUIZ, please fill in all this info or we will take away your birthday and eat all your Twinkies. EmailNamePhone Number This street shares the last name of the main character, the doctor, from the film, The Fugitive. 1 / 8 What street did Bp. Mike DellaVecchia grow up on? Coleman Street Hendrickson Street Kimball Street Flatbush Avenue Nobody ever needs to know how awesome you can really sometimes be! What an ignominiously erroneous answer! They are coming to take you to the stockade! We are profoundly impressed with your exhibitionistic penchant for being right. How about answering this question and showing that you care a tinker's cuss about Bp. Mike's origin story, even though it's a different origin story from yours, you callous meanie! 2 / 8 What is Bp. Mike's favorite activity besides leading souls toward Heaven? Rubbing Dea. Lisa's shoulders and back. Building new and exciting off-grid structures. Proving who stole things from the kitchen and how they did it. Telling his long-suffering wife harrowing tales of global degradation and news of the insidious specter of worldly despair as it advances from the state of theoretical to actual, only minutes before his downtrodden bride would be going to sleep. All of the above except the second answer. 3 / 8 Why is Dea. Lisa so difficult to get along with? Because she is a mental case. Because she was dropped on her head at birth. Because she doesn't like the concept of "get along" to begin with. Because she is a reptilian from planet Nasto. 4 / 8 What does Dea. Lisa have planned to help Bp. Mike build his character? To convince him to cut himself off from everything he holds dear and sever the last aspects of his personality so that he can find self-actualization solely in performing the activity of rubbing liniment on her crusty stinking pickley feet. Force him to rehome or kill his dog. Browbeat him into admitting that the Bible was not written for psychopaths like himself who can in no way be conceivably written in the Lamb's Book of Life, which is why he should abandon all hope. Feed her many culinary delights and run countless errands for her at any given minute so that he develops discipline that will segue in a final ultimate cessation of all his life functions. 5 / 8 Why does Dea. Lisa make Bp. Mike clean up her cats' vomit? Because she is a heartless crumbqueen. Because Bp. Mike needs the exercise. Because cat vomit is homoousious with Bp. Mike's essence Because she is a power-crazy astro turd with human ears. 6 / 8 Why does Dea. Lisa garden so much? To develop a sustainable food source that will feed the Beloved at home and among the Faithful. To get away from Bp. Mike To hide cadavers. To make herself available to spaceships which can finally deliver her from this ceaseless pit of torment and woe. All of the above. 7 / 8 How often do you find yourself offering stuffed animals to your pet dog as chew toys? Check We weren't expecting you to talk so much. You don't have a lot to say, do you... 8 / 8 Your favorite show, which is , is typically watched while you are savoring , which is your number-one soda, or enjoyed while you drive to the theatre in , to you, the best car ever! Check Henry VIII John Calvin Martin Luther Desiderius Erasmus 0% Restart quiz
